Exploring non-surgical solutions to “Instantly Bigger Boobs”
18 Tuesday Feb 2014
Today we’re taking you with us to explore three, non-surgical breast augmentation solutions that women have used to try and enhance their assets. Now, we’re not saying any of these products definitely do not work but some of them just sound a tad on the fringe and possibly harmful.
Three, non-surgical solutions to have “Instantly Bigger Boobs”:
1. Creams, Lotions, & Potions:
If there’s a problem out there, you can bet there’s a cream that will promise to solve it “instantly!” This is never more true than for women’s products. They have these crazy creams and lotions that promise younger, firmer, tighter looking everything from our face to our thighs to, yes, even our breasts.
Creams like Mama Mio Boob Tube and Rodial Skincare’s SUPER FIT Boob Job promise amazing and gravity defying results. Mama Mio’s Boob Tube is a “multi-action bust firmer” that helps to ” keeps lines and crinkles at bay so thin skin stays smooth, visibly healthier, fitter, glowing skin within days, and skin brightening actives take years off sun damaged skin.”
However, many of its users have complained about its “awful smell” (pre and post pregnancy) and uselessness. Skip the $45.00 potion and just get yourself an intense moisturizing body lotion and use sunscreen instead.
Have a headache? Take a pill. Need to sleep through the night? Take a pill. Want to get “instantly big bigger breasts”? Take a pill…?
Yes, there are manufactures out there who will swear that by popping a few of their pills each day you’ll have breasts that could rival Pam Anderson’s or Heidi Montags (post Hills but pre-reduction). While many of us have come to understand that there are things you should take a pill for, maybe growing your breasts shouldn’t be one of them, because you never know what side effects they could have or what horrible things could be lurking in the ingredients list.
Pills like Full Natural Breast’s Fabulous Breasts claim that their product is the best, because its key ingredient is a hormone that pregnant women naturally produce during pregnancy to help their breasts grow. This hormone is called oestrogen and by taking 3 pills full of it once a day your breasts will not only grow, but will be “perkier, firmer, and better looking.” These pills don’t come cheap either, a one month supply of these pills will run you just under $80.00.
Pills for a headache, sleeping, and even vitamins, YES. But sketchy hormone filled capsules… we’re thinking no.
3. Magic Bra’s
Get out of the way wonder bras, water bras, padded and push-up bras, because this “enhancement bra” by Brava actually claims to help your breast grow by using a mixture suction and muscle stimulation.
You wear this special bra for at least 10 hours a day for 10 – 14 weeks. The makers of Brava claim that it will help to increase and reshape your breasts by using a system called “tissue expansion”. This system “applies gentle, sustained tension on your breasts, which causes cells to replicate and produce new breast tissue.”
Their website is full of statics, doctor’s reports, and success stories, so of the three options maybe this one is the most safe. However, it’s still recommended to speak with a medical professional before you purchase this breast enhancing system. You also may want to discuss this with your bank account too as this system can cost up to 1/3 the cost of a breast augmentation which comes out to about $1,800 minimum.
Readers: Have any of you tried any of these creams, pills, or breast enhancement systems? If you have, please let us know how they worked or didn’t work for you in the comment section below.
If any of you do decide to give one of these three things a try make sure to speak with doctor first so they can go over the risks and side effects of these methods. There’s no need to sacrifice your health to get something instantly, especially when you can read our post next week, which will give you some real and safe tips to help your breasts look bigger and perkier.